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Post by JAIMES SHANX on Mar 15, 2011 19:47:14 GMT
That's right, people of Forbidden Death! It's my freakin' birthday today! Woo hoo! Fourteen years ago today, my mother was in labor with me for forty-eight hours and sixteen minutes. Finally, at 12:01 AM, I was born in the middle of a blizzard. 'Course, I wasn't outside. Yeah, your poor Jaimie is a hobo! But the time is still the truth. The sad part is that none of my friends remembered my birthday. Except for my good bestie, Mia. Who, as a matter of fact, bothered to make a "Happy Birthday" hair bow for me. Which, sadly, she forced me to wear all day at school. But, you know what? I had a great time. Cupcakes (from my friends, since I can't cook, and was too lazy to buy some myself) and cookies (see the left perenthesized text) at lunch were the greatest things ever. Now, I'd like to say I haven't been waiting all. Freaking. Day to type this up, but I have. I filled eight pages of a college-ruled notebook (yes, I mean both sides of the pages) with ideas (most of which were tossed aside). Now, I also have birthday plans. Don't get excited, none of you are invited. I'm going to LazerQuest with my best friends! Like, fun! Anyway, I hope you all have a great day! Oh, and beware the Ides of March. (Semi-inside joke.)
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Post by Blaine Dimir on Mar 15, 2011 20:42:46 GMT
Nice speach xD
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